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The vast majority of people using dating sites are sincere and honest in the information they provide and in their reasons for joining.
However, there are exceptions, and you need to be aware of how to keep yourself - and your bank account and savings - protected while meeting people online.
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Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down. You fear success, but really have nothing to worry about. You inspired the slogan, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works. Don't go to a mind reader; go to a palm reader; I know you've got a palm. The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish! I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes. People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears. You have signs on both ears saying "Space for Rent". If stupidity hurt, you'd go through life on a morphine drip. I would love to beat you up, but I have a problem with cruelty to dumb animals. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving. How did you get it to come out of one nostril like that? You are so dumb, you planted a dogwood tree and expected a litter of puppies. Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside. What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back? I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub. You are so old, even your memory is in black and white. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
If you are this desperate perhaps you need to wait. If this was the man God wanted for you, do you think you would be having doubts? If he is handsome, has a good job(money) and great self esteem I believe things will go better for him with the ladies.
The biggest problem I am having with your post is: You sound so desperate. Short men get the short end of the stick,sometimes.
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